09-30-2003, 04:23 PM
Why Fishing is Better Than Sex.........................
It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in
a while.
. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing.
. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long
ago.
. When you see a really good fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about
imagining the two of you fishing together.
. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
you fish with someone else.
. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
. If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to
the Playboy channel.
. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
. Your fishing partner will never say: "Not again, we just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"
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It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in
a while.
. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing.
. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long
ago.
. When you see a really good fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about
imagining the two of you fishing together.
. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
you fish with someone else.
. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
. If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to
the Playboy channel.
. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
. Your fishing partner will never say: "Not again, we just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"
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