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A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - Kayote - 09-30-2003
Why Fishing is Better Than Sex.........................
It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in
a while.
. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing.
. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long
ago.
. When you see a really good fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about
imagining the two of you fishing together.
. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
you fish with someone else.
. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
. If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to
the Playboy channel.
. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
. Your fishing partner will never say: "Not again, we just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - bigbluegill - 09-30-2003
Good Stuff Kayote.
ITs also worthy to point out that fishing partners will still fish even when they have a "headache"[
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - fishnpro40 - 09-30-2003
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Re: [bigbluegill] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - Kayote - 09-30-2003
It's also true that sometimes a shorter rod is better.......LMAO
Good Fishing, Kayote
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - neveronsunday - 09-30-2003
[#ff0000]I love it, now maybe my wife will understand....[/#ff0000]
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - fishfather - 09-30-2003
[size 2]Or that your fish isn't big enough![sly][sly][/size]
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - Kent - 09-30-2003
Good stuff Kayote.
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - BEARCLAW - 09-30-2003
Thanks for the good laugh. I needed that
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - IceFishingGod - 09-30-2003
When your done with the fish, nobody has to sleep in the wet spot.
You can ask your fishing partner to have 3 of you fish together and not get slapped.
Fish are supposed to smell that way.
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - Theekillerbee - 10-01-2003
Thanks for the laugh Kayote! My wife even got a good laugh out of it![
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - snagd - 10-02-2003
Also, Your current fishing partner won't get upset if you stop and talk with an old fishing partner.
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Re: [Kayote] A Little Fishing Humor (OT) - icefool - 10-10-2003
Good one Kayote. You guys are to much I really enjoyed it.LMAO
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