11-24-2005, 11:21 AM
[left][#895321][size 4]You Might Be A Redneck If:[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You've ever re-used a paper plate.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your secret family recipe is illegal.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.[/size][/#895321][/left]
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Cool Whip on the side.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]Your secret family recipe is illegal.[/size][/#895321][/left] [left][#895321][size 4]You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.[/size][/#895321][/left]
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