06-03-2004, 09:57 PM
Mark Your Calendars for Next Saturday
As you may know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling your block for, at least one full hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.
All American men are asked to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to protect and show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack beside our seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The US government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America.
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As you may know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling your block for, at least one full hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.
All American men are asked to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to protect and show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack beside our seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The US government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America.
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