Hooked on Utah breaking the law

[Cowboypirate]

Its fascinating how this conversation evolved from a take down on some illegal activity to an inspection of our colons. There are likey a hundred puns that are applicable, but I will abstain and simply add to the recommended to go get checked. My brother is alive today because he did. I get checked every couple years owing to high risk. It's not so bad. I save up all my good puns to thoroughly embarrass my wife and the nurses before the procedure. And I am a highly skilled professional at being a so stupid dork when I come out of the knockout drugs. My wife says I am highly inappropriate and embarrassing. Good times.
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