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Interesting to say the least - flygoddess - 10-22-2013
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally handicapped, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down
for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Re: [flygoddess] Interesting to say the least - dubob - 10-22-2013
[quote flygoddess]Interesting to say the least[/quote][font "Comic Sans MS"][#800000][size 3]Not if you've seen it all before.[/size][/#800000][/font]
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Re: [dubob] Interesting to say the least - flygoddess - 10-22-2013
I would still find it interesting[cool]
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Re: [flygoddess] Interesting to say the least - riverdog - 10-23-2013
I guess Congress on that last one. However I looked into that information because it seems a bit high even for Congress. It's not credible. Passed off originally back in 1998 on the internet and the urban legend apparently still lives.
Now I don't have the interest to research the others but the Beethoven one is a very old urban legend as well.
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Re: [flygoddess] Interesting to say the least - Kent - 10-23-2013
"He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife."
[#0000ff]Not much of an achievement, Hitler was married less than 40 hours and was holed up in an underground bunker during that time. He had several affairs before he was married.[/#0000ff]
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Re: [kentofnsl] Interesting to say the least - flygoddess - 10-23-2013
Now you're just showing off.
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Re: [flygoddess] Interesting to say the least - Laroo - 10-23-2013
Goes to show ya, NEVER trust a vegetarian ![sly]
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Re: [Laroo] Interesting to say the least - riverdog - 10-23-2013
Hitler wasn't a vegetarian but I'm only wary of the vegans anyways.
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