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political humor - mateo - 05-27-2004
How do you tell the difference between Liberals , Conservatives, and Utah'ns?
Pose the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and
weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Conservative Answer:
BANG!
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Utah'ns Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of
reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
Re: [mateo] political humor - fishnpro40 - 05-27-2004
Personaly I like black tallons.
Daed men tell no tales.
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Re: [mateo] political humor - tubeN2 - 05-27-2004
That UT response sounds just like a SoCal welcome greeting.[cool]
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Re: [mateo] political humor - cat_man - 05-27-2004
lol Hey mateo that one had me rolling! And me a good ol Utah boy my entire life
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Re: [mateo] political humor - gshadow - 05-27-2004
the proper utah responce is bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang sounds of reloading as I always cary a colt 1911a1 stops them all dead in their tracks.lol
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Re: [fishnpro40] political humor - mateo - 05-27-2004
Actually, I was thinking of black talons when I first read this. I didn't think they were still available. But I guess anything is available for a price.
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Re: [mateo] political humor - fishmagnet - 05-30-2004
Right on man, that was great!
FM
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Re: [mateo] political humor - BEARCLAW - 06-01-2004
Proof positive that the truth can be funny.[
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