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HUMOR.. i hope no one is offended - ROYTROUT - 04-22-2004
> > > > > > > Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
test
>was
> > for
> > > > > them
> > > > > > >to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a
> > sexy
> > > > and
> > > > > > >beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
> > Each
> > > > > priest
> > > > > > >had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told
that
> > anyone
> > > > > whose
> > > > > > >bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
>ordained
> > > > because
> > > > > he
> > > > > > >had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
> > > > > > > The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate,
>with
>no
> > > > > > >reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same
response
>from
> > all
> > > > the
> > > > > > >priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
> > > > > > > As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that
it
>flew
> > > off
> > > > > and
> > > > > > >fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed,
Carlos
>took
> > a
> > > > few
> > > > > > >steps forward and bent over to pick it up.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then all the other bells started to ring
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